Did anyone have a crazy fun spontanious drunken night this weekend?=)?

so this last weekend i went to visit my bff at his college dorm room across town in west canby. when i got there he was already pre-gamin it with a fine spread of fine honey dips. there was latinos, blacks, asians, and even red heads. the ratio of stick to pocket was an impressive 1:4. so my bro chad was trying to get with this Sierra Leonean chick and was chattin her up pretty hard while i was trying to get my rocks off with this red head girl. now we in college and we in canby but we aint 21 and remember we in a dorm. so there is this resident assistant who lives about 3 doors down and he is know to crack a couple skulls now and then if you know what i mean (im not talking about cracking open skull chew so he can dip). so we are getting kina drunk and kinda loud and kinda frisky with these chicks. he happened to be walking past chads dorm room when we were playing truth or dare and my friend yelled out "you gotta bop those titties across janelles face!" he knocked on chads door and asked if everything was alright and so my homie darnel siad we was playing counterstrike.